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From yesterday's featured article tomorrow It was the first crisp autumn day of 2008. The Mad Pie Slicer was still loose and creating havoc in Saugatuck, Connecticut.. It was back in summer when people began arriving home... Read on... Did you know... ... that deine Mutter hat keine Ahnung, was du im Internet machst? ... that Esperanto is a conglang with new radio programs every week? ... that we're cringe? ... that that is that? That that that that that. ... that orange is the new orange? But not that orange. ... that Paula Deen apologized for wearing her Klan uniform during her show after Labor Day when you weren't supposed to wear white? ... that the Titanic was just a magician's illusion and all the casualties were from spectators walking off the pier trying to board? ... that an all-water diet will keep you hydrated but stupid? ... that February 29 is part of conspiracy to sell you more calendars? ... that there's whiskey in the jar? ... that Rococo's Basilisk isn't real? ... that simulation theory is stupid? ... that eating other people is illegal, but eating penis is not? ... that the police probably don't like it when people driving Chevrolets don't pull over right away? ... that Remilia will bite you and suck out your blood? More DYKs – Add your own >>>	Hot off the press: BREAKING NEWS!!!! SpaceX lands on Mars Wackypedia editors have too much power Facebook announces makeover Rover rocks out Latest Olympic results News for the gullible, who won't understand what that word means WackyNews – Add news >>> Seemed like a good idea at the time So I just learned that file uploads, deletions, and import requests were down for a while yesterday. Somebody like Crocotta1 should have bribed Miraheze staff to find out when they were being shut off and then upload just the worst shock images right before it happened. The Dropshipping Murphys Ever wonder what it would be like to talk to missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints? Ever wonder what it would be like to get married on the campus of Brigham Young University the winter of your junior year? Ever wonder what it would be like to be treated as a baby-making machine by the leaders of your religion? Well you're in luck because these days you can request a visit from Mormon missionaries online. Just go to www.mormon.org. Tfw you get thrown in jail (gaol) and they don't have a single copy of Hyperdimension Neptunia. Look before you... never mind. Nikola Telsa's dog Scruffy independently discovered static electricity in 1912. Ba da dee da dee da doh doh, dee ba dee ba doh. Deedadeedada deedadoh dahdeedah dahdeedahdeedah day oh. (guess the song) Boy, that Ozzy Osbourne sure got old, didn't he? Frikkin' laser shark. Have a nice fall, everyone! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!! ~ an apologetic Paul Revere in the afterlife who is delivering this message for the record since he never got the chance, being arrested early on Place the holder So apparently, we have this image, with this file name: File:FootFetish.jpg, on our server: Which is kind of weird, but it got me wondering: Do Hobbits get foot fetishes? I mean, they're always barefoot, so they see feet all the time, so it's probably not sexualized for them, but I'm a human, so it's weird for me to imagine a species that doesn't get them. ; Wackypedian Peoples' Liberation Front! Independence may be imminent. “We are an armed liberation front. Armed with forks that is! teehee...” ~ Antipodean Wackypedian Welcome to the wacky wack wack! Wacky wacky wack wack! Welcome to the Wacky World of TeX aVeRy!!!! “AS LONG AS IT FEELS RIGHT, AT LEAST WE KNOW THAT WE'RE ALIVE!” ~ Victoria Justice, All I Want Is Everything More... – Add your mad gibber >>>
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