Little green men

Looks more yellow green to me.

Little green men are little, green but are not quite like human men. They may or may not be the legendary gremlins of old.

They come from outer space, landing somewhere inside Russia apparently. Once commonly seen by drunks driving in the middle of nowhere, there are now large populations in the Crimea, the Donetsk region of the Ukraine and Washington DC. People like Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell have the ability to see them everywhere, whether hiding under his bed or in various pizza joints in American blue states. You'd think that being green and being in a red state would make little green men stand out and be easily detected but this has not been the case, probably due to colorblindness. While Russians consider them to be very friendly, others are doubtful but really haven't done anything about them in any meaningful way.

There are still questions on everyone's mind: where are the little green women? And are they hot?