Was David Bowie a Pokémon?

Didn't care what time it was and the lights were low-oh-oh-ooh
Trying to beat the game on video-oh-oh-ooh
Some cat was bein' some trash talkin' asshole troll,
"4ken n00bs," he said.

Then the loud soundz did seem to freeze
Came back like a slow voice on a wave of cheese
That weren't no Ash that was hazy gamer leets!

There's a charmander, waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and see us
But he'll want some chicken thighs
There's a charmander, waiting in the sky
If he were just a squirtle
He'd spit water in our eye
He told me:

Let the n00bs all lose it
Let the gamers choose it
Let's call the children's bookies